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herts2017 51M

4/18/2018 8:41 pm

Omg this is so funny and hilarious more please more


herts2017 51M

4/18/2018 8:42 pm

Frank I miss you handsome pic


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herts2017 51M

4/18/2018 9:01 pm

PRESENTING A ONE ACT FARM BOI PLAY OF GREAT VALUE FOR EVERYONE IN HERE

(please note that this ORIGINAL DRAFTED STORY TELLER work of art is 100% FRICTIONAL IN CONTENT AND ANY SIMILARIES TO ANY LIVING PERSONS ARE PURELY BY ACCIDENTAL MEANS!!

FARMBOYS FRANTIC PLOWING ACCIDENT

STARRING ----------- JD AS JOHN DEERE

WITH HILDA CLIMB AS ONDA'S SEEDY BUNK HOUSE GAL,

HOWIE LIED AS THE GAY MILD MANNORED TOWN BANKER

BRETLIES GREAT AUNT RALPH PLAYED BY HORACE B. HARD


herts2017 51M

4/18/2018 9:11 pm

MEET THE REAL VI.....................VILLAGE IDIOT.... IN CASE YOU MISSED WHAT FARMBOI CALLS A VILE NASTY OLD MAN TO BE HATED AND SCORNED ..

THIS BLOG IS THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF THOSE SHOWING THE RICH HISTORY OF THIS OUT PERSONALS SITE. hopefully MANY OF YOU OLD TIMERS WILL SMILE AND REMEMBER MANY OF THE LESSONS SHOWN AND TAUGHT HERE TODAY.

LETS MEET THE DREADED VILLAGE IDIOT IN HIS TRUE LIGHT!

FYI.............There have been two identical profiles in here of the Village Idiot. his was the original and the first. and mine the second one totally identical except for an underscore so I could register it again on Op and keep his original alive!

The original was a nice old man born in 1921 and arriving in here on out persoanls back in 2001 when OPbegan its 5th year of operation.

By then he was already an very old man by todays standards that loved the old ways of his youth and had his heros much like WC Fields a sometimes active blogger in here beloved by all use old members still surviving day to day on this site.

Yes Village Idiot remembered WW1 having seen the movie SARGENT YORK starring Gary; Cooper. He was lucky enough as a merelad of just 6 years old, to go to the Bronx New York with his dad to witness first hand, the 1927 Yankees in the house that Babe Ruth build with is towering home runs.

The babe was Joined by Henry Louis Gehrig and what is considered major league baseballs greatest lineup ever fittingly named MURDERS ROW..........
Murderers' Row were the baseball teams of the New York Yankees in the late 1920s, widely considered one of the best teams in history. The nickname is in particular describing the first six hitters in the 1927 team lineup: Earle Combs, Mark Koenig, Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Bob Meusel, and Tony Lazzeri. All enshrined into baseballs hall of fame in Cooperstown, NY.
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Later Gary Cooper would play Lou and win the academy award for best male actor as the most famous American Speech of all time that ( TODAY I CONSIDER MYSELF THE LUCKIES MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH) that has made untold millions upon millons cry in perhaps the most honored token of respect ever given a human being!

Yes this Village Idiot nickname VI I saw carved up. ridiculed and set up for failure daily in the chat room touched my heart. I have seen bullies growing up like all of us have, picking on the weak, the innocent and the defenseless.

Let me post here one of many definitions of THE VILLAGE IDIOT-->The village idiot in strict terms is a person locally known for ignorance or stupidity, but is also a common term for a stereotypically silly or nonsensical person. The term is also used as a stereotype of the mentally disabled. It has also been applied as an epithet for an unrealistically optimistic or naive individual.

Yes Mini Peal from the grand ole Opry....Lola Palana from the Coconut Grove e it burn to the ground becoming the worse night club fire in American history.

The worst nightclub fire in history happened 73 years ago in Boston
(Nov 28, 2015 - The Cocoanut Grove fire killed nearly 500 people in the deadliest disaster in Boston’s history. ... On November 28, 73 years ago, Cocoanut Grove nightclub caught fire in the worst nightclub tragedy in U.S. history, which killed 492 and injured 166 others. ...

As as a youth then in love with vaudeville and its cast of stars, Village Idiot came into these Out Personals chat room to talk and relive his days of such fond heart warming memories.

But this good hearted old man was way past his time. You see a new breed of cat was on the scene and few if any wanted a dam thing to do with the roaring twenties, the great depression their grand folks talked about, thus THE OLD MAN VILLAGE IDIOT BECAME A LAUGHED AT JOKE

A DAILY TARGET TOO INNOCENT AND CLUELESS TO CATCH ON HE WAS BEING TARGETED AND LAUGHED AT.

TELL US VILLAGE ABOUT THE HINDENBURG TRAGEDY IN NEW JERSEY.

HEY VI AS HE SOON BECAME NICKNAMED, DID Those HIGH KICKING S FLAPPER BABES REALLY SHAKE THIER ASSES TO THE RAG TIME MUSIC?

HEY VI. DID AL JOLSON REALLY DATE A NEGRO CHICK ON THE SIDE?

HEY VI.........WHAT STOCK MARKET STOCK SHOULD I BUY TODAY??

!Hey VI................Give us an update on Amelia Earhart

You see readers, Village Idiot was a kind simple basic old man, With no family left, gay tendencies he hadn't really acted upon of decades when he arrived one day in here, who held so many others during his long lifetime in the highest degree of PURE GENUINE RESPECT!

Sometimes shear Stupidity allows one to remain in a pure state of INNOCENCE which masks them being laughed, exploited and made a laughing stock at......

A good hearted down to earth man, VI came in just about each day never knowing the behind the scenes grins as the OP shark tank lead by those Coward Bullies would cruely target this defenseless old guy.

In his big heart, he thought he BELONGED as in his little one room efficiency apartment located in Altadena, Cal. offered him little outside of a small ice box, roll away bed, table and reading lamp and his second hand computer he learned to operate with the help of an also old local Librarian named Mrs, Starkley.

Yet this was all he needed and each day maybe like yourselves visiting this site, a smile would cross his old wrinkled face as he hit the sign in button.

I first saw the Village Idiot when I joined OP back in 2004. Of the tens of thousands back then that were members, only a handful of us old timers still remain in here. Yes father time or other commitments took almost all of us away and claimed us in one way or another.

Being an author full time back then, I was working on my third book based on the internet at first but switched over to a gay thyme which might just shock the straight world... Seeming this old man in the chat room being abused without ever suspecting broke my heart.

Many of the lobby bullies were in essence, quite lost and empty and a lot sadder and more miserable than the Idiot ever thought of being..........With little to nothing, this man was great full and content..... yes OP was his few hours a day escape from the pangs of cruel LONELINESS!!! (natures most torturing element)

And so I befriended him tying to display the deep states of compassion and admiration and thus became like him, a lobby enemy to be quartered and attacked at every opportunity..

ONE DAY SOME TIME AROUND CHRISMASS WEEK, THIS UNEDUCATED OLD MAN WHO HONESTLY NAMED HIMSELF, NEVER RETURNED TO THIS SITE. HIS LOSS WAS ONLY REALLY FELT BY MYSELF.
AFTER SOME 15 MONTHS OR SO WHEN I KNEW DEEP WITHIN MY HEART , A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING HAD BEEN CLAIMED BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I PAID FULL
TRIBUTE TO HIM

I HAD COPIED MANY PROFILES FOR MY BOOK BY THEN AND HAD HIS EXACTLY WORD FOR WORK. SO I CREATEDA CLONE PROFILE OF VILLAGE IDIOT OR VI IF YOU MAY......

HIS WAS VILLAGE_IDIOT...............MINE CLONED ONE WAS VILLAGE_IDIOT_ with only the last UNDERSCORE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IN THE ENTIRE PROFILE.

IN HIS DESERVED MEMORY, I CARRY ON HIS NAME PROUDLY KNOWING WHAT HE STOOD FOR, VALUED AND CHERISHED, I HOPE THOSE OF YOU WHO FOOLISHY TARGETED THIS ONCE PROUD OLD MAN DEAD NOW FOR GOING ON FIVE FULL YEARS.
This is the END OF PART ONE IN THE OUTPERSONALS CHAT ROOM HISTORY... LOOK FOR MUCH MORE TO FOLLOW

Oh wait a minute here. If your looking down now Mr. Idiot. I present to you out of full tribute, that June 2,, 1937 speech one more time.. enjoy it wonderful man finally at peace and with true friends in God and Minnie and Loal also~.. and thank you sir..

Updated July 23, 2017

Lou Gehrig was the New York Yankees' first baseman from 1923 to 1939, playing in a then-record 2,130 consecutive games. The streak lasted until Cal Ripken, Jr. surpassed it in 1995. Gehrig had a lifetime batting average of .340 and won the Triple Crown in 1934. The Yankees won the World Series six times during his 17-year tenure with the team.
His farewell speech given on July 4, 1939 at Yankee Stadium (now known as Lou Gehrig Day) is considered the most famous speech in baseball history.
The speech came just after Gehrig had been diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), commonly known as Lou Gehrig's Disease. ALS is a progressive, fatal, neurogenerative disease that affects an estimated 20,000 Americans every year, according to the ALS association.
More than 62,000 fans witnessed Gehrig give his farewell speech. The full text of the speech follows:
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about the bad break I got. Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth. I have been in ballparks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
Look at these grand men. Which of you wouldn't consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure, I'm lucky. Who wouldn't consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball's greatest empire, Ed Barrow?
To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, I'm lucky.
When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift - that's something.
When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies - that's something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body - it's a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed - that's the finest I know.
So I close in saying that I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for."
In December 1939, Gehrig was elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame. He died less than two years after giving his speech, on June 2, 1941, at age 37.


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PRESENTING A ONE ACT FARM BOI PLAY OF GREAT VALUE FOR EVERYONE IN HERE

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(please note that this ORIGINAL DRAFTED STORY TELLER work of art is 100% FRICTIONAL IN CONTENT AND ANY SIMILARIES TO ANY LIVING PERSONS ARE PURELY BY ACCIDENTAL MEANS!!

FARMBOYS FRANTIC PLOWING ACCIDENT

STARRING ----------- JD AS JOHN DEERE

WITH HILDA CLIMB AS ONDA'S SEEDY BUNK HOUSE GAL,

HOWIE LIED AS THE GAY MILD MANNORED TOWN BANKER

BRETLIES GREAT AUNT RALPH PLAYED BY HORACE B. HARD

WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO PERCIES PETS FOR PLEASURE SAN FRANCISO, CALIFORNIA FOR PROVIDING THE BEHIND THE BARN SEX SCENES WHEN BRETLIE WAS FIRST COLLARED!

OUR PLAY BEGINS WHEN BRETLIE FORAGING FOR NEEDE FRM BREAKFAST GRUBS IN THE BACK OF A MASON CITY GARBAGE TRUCK IS KNOCKED UNCONCIOUS WHEN THE HYDROLIC CRUSHING DOOR COMPRESSES HIS TRAPPED HEAD TO THE TUNE OF SOME THREE TONS PER CUBIC INCH.

AWAKENING SOME THREE DAYS LATER WITH ONE REAL BAD FUCKING HEADACHE, HE CRIES OUT IN VAIN FOR SOMEONE TO FETCH JD, HIS IMAGINARY GAY SEX PARTNER AND MILLIONAIRE MIDWEST PLANTATION/RANCH/FARM OWNER..

WITH HILDA CLIMB BRETLIES NO SO GREAT AUNT IS SIGNED OVER MEDICAL POWER OF ATTORNEY TO THIS DERANGED DISILLUSIONED 39 YEAR OLD BAD LUCK IN LIFE VICTIM. SHE SEES DOLLAR SIGNS DANCING IN HER EYES FROM READING BRETLIES ONLINE FARM BLOGS OVER THE PAST 43 MONTHS ONLINE!

(WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT THERE IS NO FARM AT ALL AS IT ONLY EXISTS INSIDE THE BOY WONDERS VERY ACTIVE DRUG INDUCED MIND!!)

THE BMW HE OFTEN MADE MENTION OF WAS REALLY A 1961 model Big Maytag Wash machine that hadnt worked since the raid on his moms illegal waterless laundry mat back on Feb. 30,1986.

In being told it would cost $1,385 an hour to keep poor brettie on life support, she told the doctor to pull the plug never suspecting the plug was a 22 inch med thick home fire extinguisher that bretlie had used for his very own secret dildo!!

With the last 10 inches covered with a smelly suspected brown spongey blanket of flat scat, the hospital had little choice but to place an emergency call to the Mason City fire departement Hazmart squad.

Using the Jaws of Life, things were going just fine until the action lever on the top of that extinguisher got caught on Bretlies largest hemroid which had been guarding the entrance to his boy wonder bowels!!!!!

Screams of pure horror echoed through out all three floors of Mason City Farmers hospital as fire alarms, aid raid sirens and even the swiss front doorman Sweedish
Lars began to YODEL Loudly almost non stop.

Having come some three feet over the operating table, Bretlie saw this brilliant yellow light he though was at the end of his tunnel.

But alas is was only the 350,000 thousand candle power surgery light just inches in front of his heavliy scarred face.

Luckily on the scene doing the Lords work, was my online op buddy, Preacher Tedd who was laughing so fuckin hard, he could not properly administer Bretlies Last Rights!!

Having been used hundreds of times for his daily dildo. that extinguisher had been shaken up and rocked so much, tons of internal pressure that had built up, sent it flying out the skylight and heading at supersonic speeds until it landed in front of Judge Roy Beans saloon located in Lantry, Texas some 1,292 3/5 miles away.

With his lips being scorched by the only inches away Operatiing light, poor frantic Onda_ clock resorted to using simple basic sign language he had learned while flipping the bird to passing Mason City motorist driving below him as him and his boyhood friend Howie Lied played hooky from 6th grade in favor of going pogoo hopping in farmer Rollins lower forty cattle pasture to see who could crush up the most cattle and bull turds without being bitten by horse flies.

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gob_bleuup22 98M
1690 posts
4/19/2018 8:47 am

What can I say Butt
WOW

Gob's Korner ™


herts2017 51M

4/29/2018 7:58 am

SPRINGTIME

Announcing the beginnings
Of our annual celebrations

Such joyous needed times
For all our festive jubilations

Winters harsh coldness
Finally melted fully away

Now new bright overhead skys
Replacing those unwanted grays

Brightness now running abound
Bringing welcomed color change

Dying plants yet reborn again
By mysteries to us all so strange

Our lost beautiful animal friends
Magically reappear to be seen

It's the time for brand new life
With Mother Nature fully upon the ene

This repetitive miracle cycle
Unbroken over so much time

Producing new kinds of growing life
Plants, flowers, leaves and vines

With soft white puffy clouds
Now framed in a gentle blue

Our smiling Sun again casting shadows
While delivering such warmth for you

By late May Springtime has d her job
Showing both determination and patience

For Summer's now ready to step into her place
Completing the Miracle of Mother Natures

on Ground hog day 2015 All rights reserved!!!


herts2017 51M

4/29/2018 10:02 am

Hahahaha