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Paul and Grant who? So its been a while since the last post, ive been busy and on a high, feck man, ive been so high i got vertigo. I guess you all think ive been having wild pervy sex with seven birds, but you are wrong. You see ive had my first fishermen down the lake, oooooooooo did it fish well, and its kinda nice cooking for big fat northerners. though i did get pissed off when one of my creations with pork got covered with ketchup, fecking Luddites. I always did hate fecking Londoners and after having 2 of them down the lake for a week i hate them even more now, fecking things only ate chicken, know what i mean mate, cluck. But hey!, i got some good feedback and that can only be good for next years bookings, one even said "the best food ive had in France" ill be getting a Michelin star next. Then the world fell apart. News from Carrow road, the home of my beloved football team, Norwich city said the manager has quit and the top goal scorer has handed a transfer request in. Well feck them both. Then the world got put back together, You see Paul Lambert and Grant Holt were unknown before they come to Norwich, they done well, used the football club, and now they have sold out, good luck to them both. This is life nowadays, no loyalty anymore, just money. Life moves on, ya cant stop it, Norwich will get a better manager and a younger striker, and my next booking for the lake will be for seven fisherbirds, all with red hair and small breasty thingies. |
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