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peter1116 43 男性
17  文章
不打自招   2009-06-19

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0 評論, 54 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,5.20 分數
lxl4580586lxl 37 男性
24  文章
Be ten big and basic conditions of the sex maniac   2007-04-13

A, the sight is super first good, minimal more than 1.5, then can discover the target in most quickly, the most short time thus.Peep also convenient!( Represent the person:The 娱 record)

Two, the face is thick, the lowest standard ties for an awl not deeply, only thus disheveled hair now behind then can the face is not red, the heart does not jump, righteously!( Represent the ...


1 評論, 68 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,2.16 分數
lxl4580586lxl 37 男性
24  文章
11 jokes let you comprehend the life!   2007-04-13

1. father and son two people see a to import the car very and luxuriously.Son

Disdain to the ground to him of father say:" Sit the person of this kind of car, didn't be certainly in belly

Have the knowledge!" The father is then answer describe with a delicate touch:" Say the person of this kind of words,

There is certainly no money in pocket!"

- You to the ...


2 評論, 32 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,2.45 分數
lxl4580586lxl 37 男性
24  文章
Arrived to just know   2007-04-13

Arrived Switzerland to just know, open a bank account has no 100, 000 meetings to be sneer at by the person; Arrived to just know Denmark, writing a nursery tale can not beat the preliminary draft in fact; Went to Vienna to just know, the mendicants can play a song; Went to the Greece to just know, charming place in fact is all to break the temple; Arrived to just know Panama, a river also ...


0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,2.42 分數
WelshTeen4U 34 男性
5  文章
Some Jokes to lighten your day.   2009-05-15

The big bad wolf said: "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!" The little pig replies: "Fuck off or I'll sneeze on you!"



What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I dont know and I dont care.



A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old ...


3 評論, 211 瀏覽次數, 9 票 ,5.78 分數
lycathrope 36 男性
1  文章
Nympho Nun!   2008-12-26

a new young nun arrived at a convent and was welcomed rather warmly.

after a short tour by one of the older nuns, she was taken to her new room and then to supper.

during bedtime, she couldnt sleep. she knows the only thing that could make her sleep was a round of sex.

she got out of bed and took a walk. she passed by an office and to her amazement found a 9 inch dildo ...


0 評論, 339 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,3.39 分數
itskeywest 77 男性
1  文章
a couple of one liners   2008-05-29

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?


1 評論, 221 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,2.02 分數
ooohaaahcum4me 52 男性
7  文章
CALL THE POLICE   2008-04-05

CALL THE POLICE Apr 1, 2008 1:19 am 222 Views It was late and I was not concentrating as I approached an old friend who seems distressed. Concerned, I asked him why he was frigidity and uptight, nervous and speaking with broken syllables. His shirt was torn out of his pants, he was dazed--somewhat stoned. I asked "Tom, did you drink tonight?" "No, No, ..." He kept repeating and looking in all ...


2 評論, 393 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,2.61 分數
sly19guy 33 男性
1  文章
One Night Wonder?   2008-02-07

The man of your dreams, for now, stands across the room from you and can't keep his eyes off you. You do your best to look calm, sexy and sober. He approaches you and you look around to check he's not heading to some incredibly chiselled, buff, sexy as all fuck god behind you. In the meantime, he has stumbled across the room, fought his way through a throng of unhappy lesbians and pregnant ...


2 評論, 421 瀏覽次數, 8 票 ,3.25 分數
Georgiaboy30 54 男性
6  文章
Absolutely Funny!!!   2007-12-16

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she ...


2 評論, 305 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,4.85 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
This is my last joke...unless I get a rise from someone   2007-12-07

A farmer ordered a high tech automatic milking machine. Since it arrived while his wife was away shopping, he thought he would try it out on himself. He opened it up and slipped his "Manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon he realized that the machine was providing him a lot more pleasure than his wife ever did. When the fun was over he found that ...


3 評論, 404 瀏覽次數, 13 票 ,5.66 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
OK, Maybe You'll Like This One   2007-12-07

A lone cowboy rides into town right off the dusty trail. He climbs down from his horse and ties the reins to a hitchin post. He takes off his hat and slaps his jeans to knock off the days dust. He then goes to the back of the horse, raises his tail and plants a big kiss right on his asshole. A man standing nearby witnessed this and asked him why in the hell did he do that. The cowboy told him ...


1 評論, 299 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,5.04 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Adult Bookstore Salesman!   2007-12-06

It was the first day on the job for this young man at a local adult bookstore. His boss had watched him work the register and felt he was doing OK so he told him to mind the store while he ran some errands. After the owner left, a very good looking woman entered the store and went right past the books and videos to the wall where all the toys were. She was picking up several different dildos ...


3 評論, 426 瀏覽次數, 15 票 ,6.19 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
The Good Sons   2007-12-02

Three brothers got together after they graduated from college and reflected on how they were doing in life and how they got there. They all agreed that it was mostly because of their mother. She worked very hard to put them thru college and made many sacrifices. They decided that it was time to reward her for all her efforts. During the next year, they would all make some attempt to make their ...


1 評論, 311 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,5.97 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Road Trip   2007-11-15

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a ...


1 評論, 243 瀏覽次數, 8 票 ,3.71 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
The Love Story of Ralph and Edna   2007-11-15

because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and ...


2 評論, 163 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,5.38 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Nurse Humor   2007-11-14

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Oreparring to write a check, she pulls out a rectal therometer from her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without skipping a beat she says, "That's great.......that's really great...... some asshole has got my pen.


1 評論, 244 瀏覽次數, 9 票 ,5.78 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
How Sweet!   2007-10-21

This happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which give the sperm all the energy they need to complete their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, your saying that there's a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's ...


0 評論, 277 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,5.97 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
What's The Difference???   2007-10-21

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

















Spitting, swallowing and gargling


0 評論, 144 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,4.22 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Best Round of Golf Ever!   2007-10-21

A man was at the country club shooting a round of golf. He was having a great round, on the first hole he scored a birdie, on the second hole he managed an eagle and the third hole was his first ever hole in one.

His cell phone rang and it was a doctor at a local hospital informing him that his wife had been in a terrible accident and was in ICU. He told the doctor to tell her where he ...


2 評論, 214 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,4.77 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
The Italian Golfer!   2007-10-21

An 80 year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a checkup.The doctor is amazed at what good physical condition he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

"I'm Italian and I'm a golfer", says the old guy, "and that's why I stay in such good shape. I'm up before daylight and get out on the fairways as soon as it's light. I go up and down the fairways, come ...


0 評論, 167 瀏覽次數, 8 票 ,6.03 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
BLONDE JOKE   2007-10-21

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had aquired two new puppies, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, "who ever heard of someone naming a dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO!" the blonde replied, "they're watch dogs!"


0 評論, 146 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,4.41 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Little Known Facts   2007-10-21

IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 MONTHS 7 DAYS AND 6 HOURS YOU WOULD PRODUCE ENOUGH ENERGY TO HEAT ONE CUP OF COFFEE! (hardly seems worth it)

IF YOU FARTED 6 YARS AND NINE MONTHS, ENOUGH GAS IS PRODUCED TO CREATE THE ENERGY OF THE ATOM BOMB! (now that's more like it)



THE HUMAN HEART PRODUCES ENEOUGH PRESSURE TO SQUIRT BLOOD OVER 30 FEET! (OMG!)

A PIG'S ORGASM LASTS 30 ...


0 評論, 84 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,4.41 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
ASSICONS   2007-10-21

We all know tghose cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where: means a smile and means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by or or ) or (

Well how about some ASSICONS? HERE GOES;(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass ...


2 評論, 121 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,3.65 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
An Irish Ballerina   2007-10-21

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, harry armpit as she pointed to all the people at the bar and asked, "what man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as all the patrons tried to ignore her. But at the other end of the bar, an owl-eyed old drunk slammed his hand on the bar and bellowed, "bartender, ...


0 評論, 103 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,5.07 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Nair Hair   2007-10-07

My neighbor found out that her little dog couldn't hear very well so she took him to the vet. The vet found that his ears were compacted with excessive hair and removed the hair and cleaned out his ears. He told the lady that she could keep this from reoccouring by simply going to the drug store and buy some Nair hair remover and swab his ears once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got ...


0 評論, 156 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,5.57 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
My wife left me!   2007-10-07

I don't understand, after the last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on our expenses, I had to quit drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a twelve pack on weekends, but I soon quit anyway. One day, while helping her put away the groceries, I came across a receipt that was $45 for makeup. I said, "wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything yet!" ...


0 評論, 196 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,5.84 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?   2007-10-07

PAGR DOWN FOR ANSWER















S&M&M


0 評論, 106 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,4.41 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Bad Sunburn   2007-10-07

A man falls asleep on the beach and wakes up with a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is admitted with second degree burns. With his skin already beginning to blister, The Dr prescribes continuous intravenus feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a viagra pill every four hours. The nurse who is astounded asked, "what good will the viagra do him?" The Dr. replied, "it'll ...


0 評論, 116 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,5.39 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Have you have a Prostate exam lately?   2007-10-07

Two guys were talking.

One described his recent, first-ever prostate exam, "The doctor bends you over his examination table and then he puts his left hand on your shoulder...no wait, it was his right hand...[thinks for a minute]... Damn! He had both hands on my shoulders."


0 評論, 158 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,5.36 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Wanna Slip Into Something More Comfortable?   2007-09-27

Cecil and Scott are living together. It was extremely hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer.

"Scott! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?"

Scott replied, "It was so hot outside, I thought you'd like something cool to slip into!"


1 評論, 159 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,4.22 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Judging the SIZE!   2007-09-27

JUDGING THE SIZE





A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.

"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only ...


0 評論, 121 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,4.90 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Blind Man   2007-09-17

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should ...


0 評論, 144 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,4.12 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
Don't Lie To Your Mother   2007-09-16

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flat mate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flat ...


3 評論, 190 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,6.57 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
A Stinky Pussy   2007-09-05

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. She was starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat."

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we ...


1 評論, 121 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,5.64 分數
handyandy50 76 男性
27  文章
A Quicky!   2007-09-04

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.


2 評論, 76 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,4.41 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Used Rubbers!   2007-08-26

Do you know how to reuse a rubber?? A. You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A. Full!


0 評論, 104 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,4.12 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
I don't care who you are, this is funny!   2007-08-22

Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up to see the most beautiful woman he had ever seen boarding the plane and was headed right toward him. As luck would have it, she sat in the seat next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "business trip or pleasure?" She smiled at him and replied, "business, ...


0 評論, 183 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,6.37 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Two old Ladies   2007-08-02

There was two old ladies doing charity work at a nursing home. They stepped out back to smoke a cigarette. After they took a few a few puffs, it started to rain. One lady put out her cigarette and started to walk in when she saw her friend pull out a condom from her pocket and then cut the end off with the sizzors from her other pocket. She then slid the condom over her cigarette, exposing the ...


1 評論, 232 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,4.82 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Golf Again   2007-07-29

Two old men were playing a round of golf one day and when they got to the 18th hole, they noticed a hearse and funeral procession going by on the main road along side the 18th hole. Sam removed his hat and placed it over his heart and bowed his head as his friend looked on. When the funeral procession was past, Sam put on his hat and started to line up his next shot. His friend said, "Sam, that ...


0 評論, 112 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,5.57 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
More Golf   2007-07-29

Three generations of men, the son, the father of the son and the father of the father decided to play a round of golf. They were at the first tee ready to tee off whan a lovely young woman came up to them and asked if she could join them. It seemed her partner, a doctor, had a last minute emergency and had to leave her alone. They all looked at each other and said sure, ladies first! The lady got ...


0 評論, 131 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,5.20 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Two Lovely Lesbians   2007-07-28

These two lovely lesbians were sitting side by side at the bar. Neither one knew the other, but they both knew why they were there. Neither one wanted to make the first move. Finally one turns to the other and says, "let me be frank...." and the other jumps back, "No, let me be Frank!"


0 評論, 104 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,3.43 分數
Frustrated2007 79 男性
45  文章
Speeding ticket   2007-07-28

A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and walks up to the driver and says, "let me see your license." The driver relies, "I'm sorry officer, I can't do that." "why not?" "I lost my license a few years ago because of a DUI that resulted in a death." "Let me see your registration". "I can't do that either." "Why not?" "This isn't my car, I stole it." "Then open the glove box and let me see who it ...


0 評論, 174 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,4.41 分數
WelshTeen4U 34 男性
5  文章
2 Blonde Jokes   2007-05-19

JOKE 1

Two friends chatting in a cafe.

The brunette says to the blonde, "You are what you eat you know"

The blonde looks up angrily and says, "Are you calling me a cunt!?" JOKE 2

Why did the blonde have bruises round her belly button? Cause blonde guys arent that smart either =)


0 評論, 273 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,4.31 分數
WelshTeen4U 34 男性
5  文章
Preacher Man on his deathbed   2007-05-07

An old preacher man is dieing. he sends a message to his Lawyer and and agent of the Inland Revenue to come to his house immediatly, for time was short. As they entered the room, the preacher beckoned them both to sit on each side of the bed. For a long while nobody said anything. They were both honoured that the man had asked them to be by his side, but were puzzled because the preacher had ...


0 評論, 821 瀏覽次數, 50 票 ,5.44 分數
WelshTeen4U 34 男性
5  文章
Margaret and Charles   2007-02-18

An elderly couple, Charles and Margaret, are in California.
Charles always wanted some authentic cowboy boots, seeing some on sale one day, he buys them. Wears them back to the house, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife
(Charles) "Notice anything different?"
(Margaret) "Nope"
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back ...


10 評論, 3047 瀏覽次數, 83 票 ,4.18 分數
WelshTeen4U 34 男性
5  文章
A Famous Mouse   2007-02-18

A well-known cartoon mouse go to head studios to meet with the Manager, the Producer and a Consultant Psychologist.
The mouse walks into the room and takes a seat.
(Manager) "We have called you here to discuss the results of your accusations towards your fellow Co-hostess"
(The Prouduce) "Micky, the Doctor here has done a full examination of Minnie and found nothing to back up what ...


0 評論, 173 瀏覽次數, 16 票 ,5.04 分數
firsttimesuxboy 52 男性
6  文章
He saved her life :-S   2007-01-30

There's these two country type blokes (Men) sitting down to lunch at this fancy cafe, any way a lady near them start's to choke on her food, all these people are running around in a mad panic trying to work out what to do. So without any fuss one of the country blokes walks over to this lady , pulles down her pants and lickes the full crack of her arse! she gets such a shock she spits out ...


1 評論, 209 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,2.79 分數
bobbottom69 67 男性
2  文章
pants   2006-11-30

why are small pants like small hotels.
No ballroom.


0 評論, 205 瀏覽次數, 9 票 ,1.29 分數
tixif150 60 男性
4  文章
Asshole strecher   2006-09-21

A women was late for work and was driving somewhat over the speed limit. Sure enough, just as she crossed a bridge she saw a cop hiding there with his radar gun out. The cop pulled her over and asked where she was going in such a hurry. She said she was late for work. The cop said what do you do? She said I am an asshole streacher. He asked How do you do that? She said I start with ...


2 評論, 456 瀏覽次數, 22 票 ,6.25 分數
redturbo 63 男性
1  文章
Breast enlargement.   2006-08-22

A small breasted woman says to her husband "I've seen an advert for breast enlargement, the surgery's only charging $2000 dollars"
The husband says "Don't be rediculous, we can't afford that. Why don't you just stuff some toilet tissue down there"?
She says "That won't make much difference will it"?
He says "Oh I dunno, it worked on your ass"!


3 評論, 355 瀏覽次數, 9 票 ,1.93 分數
ghosting 57 男性
11  文章
WHY IS A CUCUMBER BETTER THAN A MAN?   2006-07-28

This was sent to me by E-mail from a friend I have no idea who wrote it or when... Enjoy
WHY IS A CUCUMBER BETTER THAN A MAN?
You can enjoy a cucumber all night long. Cucumber stains wash out. You don't have to drink wine and dine with a cucumber before getting to the fun stuff. Your cucumber will always wait patiently for you in the car while you go shopping. ...


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inyoudeep 48 男性
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if it hurt   2006-04-02

if it hurts its ok , it hurt me tooo , but then i knew the warm rod would wide my wall an it would all feel so good an it did , i felt it for days an wanted more


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tical520 39 男性
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why'd he post that?   2006-03-09

So he could get the free points I think


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HKAGuy 52 男性
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Italian learning English   2006-02-27

A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: <br> <br> <br> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again ...


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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WHAT'S IN A NAME?   2006-02-17

I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A GUY NAMED PAUL, AND I COULDN'T FIGURE WHICH GUY HE WAS, SO AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES OF CURIOSITY, I FINALLY ASKED HIM TO TELL ME HIS HANDLE. HE ANSWERED: "HANDLE'S MESSIAH".


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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HARD WORK   2006-02-16

I HAD BEEN PROPOSITIONING JIMBO FOR YEARS, AND ALL HE EVER DID WAS TEASE ME AND JOKE ABOUT IT. ONE DAY HIS ORIGINALITY REALLY GOT RIGHT TO THE POINT. HE SAID, "I'LL FUCK YOUR SUCKER, IF YOU'LL SUCK MY FUCKER."


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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DELI HUMOR   2006-02-16

MY FRIEND JIM HAS ALWAYS BEEN QUICK WITH A BON MOT. ONE NIGHT IN A DELI, ALSO A GAY BAR, THERE WERE SOME STRAIGHT GUYS WHO WERE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO ATTRACT OUR ATTENTION. ONE OF THOSE GUYS SPREAD HIS LEGS WIDE AND GRABBED HIS CROTCH, UPON WHICH JIM SAID, "NOW THAT'S AN ENGRAVED INVITATION!"


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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CLOWNING AROUND   2006-02-16

ONE NIGHT SEVERAL OF US GAY FRIENDS DECIDED VERY LATE TO GO TO A STRAIGHT BAR ACROSS THE STREET FROM N.S.STATE UNIVERSITY. WE WERE IN OUR PAJAMAS AND OVERCOATS, AND OUR "SLUTTY" FRIEND LISA WAS WITH US. INSIDE THE BAR THERE WERE COMMENTS AND CAT CALLS, AND WE WALKED OUT TO AVOID CONFRONTATION. OUTSIDE WERE SEVERAL GUYS DRINKING BEER. ONE OF THEM SAID, "WHAT IS THIS--THE CIRCUS?". LISA ...


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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IS HE GAY?   2006-02-16

I HAVE MESSED WITH STRAIGHT GUYS FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, AND MANY OF THEM HAVE BROUGHT FRIENDS FOR ME TO ENJOY. ONE NIGHT TIM BROUGHT JERRY WITH HIM. AFTER WATCHING FOR AWHILE, JERRY ASKED, "IS HE GAY?". TIM SAID, "NO, HE'S NOT GAY. IT'S JUST THAT HE FOUND OUT HE LIKES TO SUCK DICKS."


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JUSTYOURBILL 70 男性
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GAY   2006-02-16

I HAD JUST GIVEN CHAZ HIS Nth BLOW JOB. AS I LOOKED UP FROM HIS CROTCH, HE HAD A STRANGE LOOK ON HIS FACE. HE GRABBED ME UNDER THE ARMS, PULLED ME UP TO HIS FACE, AND SAID , "DON'T EVER ACT GAY, AND DON'T EVER BE GAY." SAY WHAT?


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LIKESIT3 94 男性
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Potato   2006-02-12

POTATO PROSTITUTES <br> Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a PROSTITute. <br> How can you tell which one is the PROSTITute? <br> The one with the label: <br> I DA HO.


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Buck7583 68 男性
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Charlie Makes Me Laugh   2006-02-10

Howdy Cowboy’s: <br> <br> I have been wondering lately why my life seams to of taken on this unambiguous nature, and how things are working out so much better these days, and after much deliberation I have concluded that I owe all this to my boyfriend Charlie. I met Charlie on Out Personals last year and we began chatting and instant messaging, right at first we realized ...


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Buck7583 68 男性
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Maybe You'll Laugh, Maybe You Won't   2006-01-31

Howdy Cowboy’s: <br> From the suppressed memory bank’s of Uncle Buck, comes another sensational contribution to the world of blog’s, I was talking to my B/F Charlie and we were discussing some of my adolescent experiences, when I started telling him about something I used to do as a teenager, you may or may not find humor in my non- fictional tale, but I had allot of fun ...


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Buck7583 68 男性
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" DAD " Does Being Gay mean That You Are Going To Start Wearing Makeup And Pantyhose???   2006-01-11

Howdy Cowboy's: Recently Last year my family found out that I was Gay, it was by accident, naming my ISP for accidentally sending some illicit pictures that I was sending to someone was coming back to my in box when my ISP decided to screw up and they sent them to my ex wife, Oh well so she found out that I was Gay, after 22 years of marriage and a divorce over things not related to me ...


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Buck7583 68 男性
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This Midnight Cowboy's Gonna Ride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   2006-01-09

Howdy Cowboy's; Let's get all the pleasantries outta the way, Happy New Year to all you Cowboy's out there. <br> NOW, as I was trying to think of something special to do for new years this year, I had to look no further that my bed this morning, as my newly attained partner of two weeks, my mind started to reel about the cumming new year and what to do, of course the couple hours ...


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ohopenupandsayah 48 男性
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embarassing time with a guy   2005-12-31

ok me and this guy had chatted for about a month straight. We finally decided to meet. So he give me his address. We decide what we are going to do and when. So i go to his apartment complex only i have written the wrong apartment number. There is a guy i had sex with 2 time before. Hes in shock because we met at my place and not his. I'm in shock thinking the guy i was meeting was this ...


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eagleisadreamer 44 男性
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A Gay Holiday Joke   2005-12-15

I'm assuming this is where to put this! Sense of humor required. <br> Did you know that Frosty the Snowman is gay?! Yes, he's such a flake! (ROF


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LIKESIT3 94 男性
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Erogenous Zones   2005-11-30

The biology teacher was explaining how various parts of the body can offer pleasant feelings. Finally he said, "It's sometimes more pleasurable to have a satisfying bowel movement than to engage in sexual intercourse." <br> In the back of the room one streetwise student whispered to the other, "Either I don't know how to shit or he doesn't know how to fuck!!!"


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Fraservalley 47 男性
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Does nobody have any humor.   2005-08-10

What is it with realtionship humor and people breaking up because of one person saying something wrong. This has happened a few times with freinds of mine that just dont seem to understand the point of humor, life is to fun dont take it for granted be happy you are in love.


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loadwarrier 59 男性
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I guess this goes here...   2005-05-28

So, I think this was funny, well, it was funny for a minute or two... <br> I was in bed with my boyfriend, let's call him Larry, and he was, well, let's say "well hung" and we had been making out for fifteen or twenty minutes and stripping down to our underwear. He always wore a fresh pair of tighty-whities, nothing fancy, plain old Fruit of the loom, maybe a size too small for ...


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kellybwilde 56 跨性別
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Here is a good joke!   2005-03-19

Question: What is the difference between a whore, a nymphomaniac and your wife, while having sex? <br> Answer: <br> A whore says: Aren't you done yet? <br> A Nympho says: Your done allready? <br> Your wife says: Blue, I think i'll paint the ceiling, Blue!


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Wanker26 76 男性
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My Friend is an Exhibitionist !   2005-02-10

I have a friend who has a secret fantasy which involves being naked in public. He would love to be kidnapped, stripped naked , or at least have his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles , tied and bound , blindfolded , and gaged, and left in a public place like a park or a mall parking lot. <br> He also wants to have this act of lewdness photograped with a video camera ...


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johan_411 43 男性
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Being a Metrosexual could be a Curse!   2004-12-10

Metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. metrosexuality n. <br> I suppose I am an urban male with a somewhat strong sense of aesthetic... I don't like to spend a lot of money and time on my appearance, but lets face it-- It takes some $$$ to look good, and it ...


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johan_411 43 男性
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Love in the Workplace   2004-12-07

I am assuming everyone that reads this article has had a crazy crush with someone they have worked with. The type of crush that when he stands next to you, it feels like heaven. The type of crush that whatever he talks about (even about dog poop) is interesting. What to do? We all know that when we have a crush on someone, our imagination runs wild, and things come up (literally). ...


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freeboy1 45 男性
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be honest to you honey.   2004-12-06

I and my friend meet on outpersonals some few months ago and we are planing to get marriage.and all of use are planing a holly union wedding in washington D C SO PLESAE be honest it pays. REGARDS. FREEBOY1


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skeetertex 64 同性戀伴侶(2個同性戀)
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sex after circumcision   2004-11-19

Many years ago at age 22 I had a circumcision as an adult which was very painful and I don't recommend it for others. Anyway, sex was supposed to be out of the question for 10-12 weeks. After about 8 difficult weeks, my lover and I decided it was time to try. In the dark, he reached for the KY jelly in the night stand and grabbed the Ben Gay instead. After just a few very bried moments ...


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QueenKashmire 49 跨性別
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My 1st Lap Dance - Even a Gay Man Can Appreciate This   2004-02-01

It wasn't in late December, and it took place in 1995, but I can still say "oh what a night". It actually took place in Columbus, Georgia, at a place called the "Traffic Light Lounge". I won't tell you why I was there, but if anyone knows a little geography they'll figure it out. One night some friends and I decided to go out and have a "5-star" evening...food, beer, tattoos, and of ...


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neil246 38 男性
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Guy walks into a bar...   2004-01-25

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is ...


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neil246 38 男性
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Don't Ever Lie to Your Mother!   2004-01-25

A young man called John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two & this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John & his ...


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hardmax 56 男性
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whales   2004-01-06

An old whale and a young whale were swimming off the coast, when they noticed a whaling ship. The older whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the young whale: "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out our air hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship ...


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