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A Quicky! 9/26/2007
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and
a dyslexic?
Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog.
2 Comments, 76 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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A Stinky Pussy 9/10/2007
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight. She was starving, dirty, smelled terrible,
skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her
to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat."
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would
let us know when we ...
1 Comments, 121 Views,
6 Votes
,5.64 Score
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sex after circumcision 8/31/2007
Many years ago at age 22 I had a circumcision as an adult which
was very painful and I don't recommend it for others.
Anyway, sex was supposed to be out of the question for 10-12
weeks. After about 8 difficult weeks, my lover and I decided
it was time to try. In the dark, he reached for the KY jelly
in the night stand and grabbed the Ben Gay instead. After
just a few very bried moments ...
2 Comments, 911 Views,
64 Votes
,5.64 Score
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I don't care who you are, this is funny! 8/28/2007
Nymphomaniacs Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up to see the most beautiful woman he had ever
seen boarding the plane and was headed right toward him.
As luck would have it, she sat in the seat next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "business
trip or pleasure?" She smiled at him and replied, "business, ...
0 Comments, 183 Views,
10 Votes
,6.37 Score
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Used Rubbers! 8/28/2007
Do you know how to reuse a rubber?? A. You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!
What do you call a with a runny nose? A. Full!
0 Comments, 104 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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Preacher Man on his deathbed 7/24/2007
An old preacher man is dieing. he sends a message to his Lawyer and and agent of the Inland
Revenue to come to his house immediatly, for time was short.
As they entered the room, the preacher beckoned them both
to sit on each side of the bed. For a long while nobody said anything. They were both honoured that the man had asked them to be
by his side, but were puzzled because the preacher had ...
0 Comments, 821 Views,
50 Votes
,5.44 Score
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A Famous Mouse 4/22/2007
A well-known cartoon mouse go to head studios to meet with
the Manager, the Producer and a Consultant Psychologist.
The mouse walks into the room and takes a seat.
(Manager) "We have called you here to discuss the results of
your accusations towards your fellow Co-hostess"
(The Prouduce) "Micky, the Doctor here has done a full examination
of Minnie and found nothing to back up what ...
0 Comments, 173 Views,
16 Votes
,5.04 Score
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Italian learning English 3/25/2007
A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of them say the following:
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"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again ...
6 Comments, 1991 Views,
101 Votes
,5.74 Score
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why'd he post that? 3/25/2007
So he could get the free points I think
1 Comments, 248 Views,
9 Votes
,2.36 Score
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Breast enlargement. 3/24/2007
A small breasted woman says to her husband "I've
seen an advert for breast enlargement, the surgery's
only charging $2000 dollars"
The husband says "Don't be rediculous, we can't
afford that. Why don't you just stuff some toilet tissue
down there"?
She says "That won't make much difference will
it"?
He says "Oh I dunno, it worked on your ass"!
3 Comments, 355 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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Here is a good joke! 12/1/2006
Question:
What is the difference between a , a nymphomaniac
and your wife, while having sex?
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Answer:
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A says:
Aren't you done yet?
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A Nympho says:
Your done allready?
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Your wife says:
Blue, I think i'll paint the ceiling,
Blue!
2 Comments, 504 Views,
29 Votes
,4.54 Score
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Being a Metrosexual could be a Curse! 11/11/2006
Metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with
a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time
and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
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I suppose I am an urban male with a somewhat strong sense
of aesthetic... I don't like to spend a lot of money
and time on my appearance, but lets face it-- It takes some
$$$ to look good, and it ...
3 Comments, 535 Views,
41 Votes
,5.12 Score
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embarassing time with a guy 6/7/2006
ok me and this guy had chatted for about a month straight.
We finally decided to meet. So he give me his address. We
decide what we are going to do and when.
So i go to his apartment complex only i have written the wrong
apartment number. There is a guy i had sex with 2 time before.
Hes in shock because we met at my place and not his. I'm
in shock thinking the guy i was meeting was this ...
1 Comments, 1027 Views,
29 Votes
,3.14 Score
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WHAT'S IN A NAME? 2/26/2006
I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A GUY NAMED PAUL, AND I COULDN'T
FIGURE WHICH GUY HE WAS, SO AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES OF CURIOSITY,
I FINALLY ASKED HIM TO TELL ME HIS HANDLE.
HE ANSWERED: "HANDLE'S MESSIAH".
1 Comments, 416 Views,
15 Votes
,0.68 Score
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Does nobody have any humor. 12/28/2005
What is it with realtionship humor and people breaking
up because of one person saying something wrong. This has
happened a few times with freinds of mine that just dont
seem to understand the point of humor, life is to fun dont
take it for granted be happy you are in love.
0 Comments, 363 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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Love in the Workplace 8/11/2005
I am assuming everyone that reads this article has had a
crazy crush with someone they have worked with. The type
of crush that when he stands next to you, it feels like heaven.
The type of crush that whatever he talks about (even about
poop) is interesting. What to do? We all know that when
we have a crush on someone, our imagination runs wild, and
things come up (literally).
...
2 Comments, 387 Views,
26 Votes
,4.97 Score
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My Friend is an Exhibitionist ! 6/5/2005
I have a friend who has a secret fantasy which involves being
naked in public.
He would love to be kidnapped, stripped naked , or at least
have his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles , tied
and bound , blindfolded , and gaged, and left in a public
place like a park or a mall parking lot.
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He also wants to have this act of lewdness photograped with
a video camera ...
0 Comments, 403 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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